Note To Jealous Girl...

I understand you hate that you can't have my boyfriend. I don't blame you one bit Hun cause mine is beautiful and yours looks like trash. Everyone girl wants my boyfriend and your no competition looking like a cow!
I also understand you hatred towards my cousins and me. We are known for backing up our word while everyone knows your word ain't even worth a penny during the Great Depression.
Word of advice though, No one likes a Jealous Girl!